Baby Sugar...

Stick with me, I am about to explain a concept that involves a chain reaction of events and other concepts but we'll go full circle by the time I get it all out.

Ready?

My kids are currently obsessed with "baby sugar". Which is also known as "sugar butt" because that is where one puts baby sugar. Which is really baby powder. Which they realize looks identical to powdered sugar. Which they learned about from Grandpa Hee Koo. Who taught them to dip their little oranges in powdered sugar during one of his visits. Which makes me wonder about the whole grandparent thing because they also learned to dip strawberries in normal sugar from my mom. And prior to the whole sugar dipping obsession they were totally content to eat both oranges and strawberries without any sugar at all. Which makes me think that my parents are totally getting revenge on me by teaching my babies about sugar. And we all know the effects of sugar overdose in young'ins. On the flip side, and as a total tangent, Grandma & Grandpa Gardner showed up last night with BBall tickets and open arms to tend babies and give us a surprise night off. Not to spurn on a competition or anything but THAT is sugar. Heavenly, granulated good stuff. G&GG are one up on the nice list as far as sugar and everything else goes. :)

Back to it, we now need "baby sugar and sab" on our heinies whenever we get our diapers changed and we've done something "gross" in our pants. This is why I'm gearing up to potty train the two big littles... if you can request baby sugar and salve for your rear because you've gone poop in the corner, tis time to move on.

Think of the money I'll save on diapers, butt sugar and salve. I'll be rollin' in it soon, ya'll. Holy potty talk, Batman, I SO apologize... better end things on a sweet note.

Or Two...

:)