What Up...

I find myself asking, "What's up with that?" multiple times a day...

At every little random thing I lay my eyes upon.

So I'm runnin' with it.

Welcome to the first installment of, wait for the creative title,

"What Up"...

1. What is up with the fact that Seal and Heidi Klum are officially done. I thought they had the dreamiest and most exotic of all marriages. I heard they renewed their vows every year on their Anniversary at some amazing location. For the record, Jon & Kate renewed their vows too. Conclusion... Renewing your vows = Divorce papers.

1a. I asked RyGar if he had heard the tragic news about one of his fav supermodels and he said, "Of Course. She called me."

Ha Ha.

Babe, you're adorable, but if Heidi has your number, I have her a$$ cheeks.

2. Does anyone else marvel at the fact that babies come out of the womb ready to run their first IPad? Seriously, my kids know just what to do on any "I" apparatus. Two funny techno-faux stories to share...

2a. When we Skype, Kael always looks for the person we're talking to behind the actual computer. It is hilarious. He peers around the back of the thing and is just waiting for Daddy to crawl out from back there.

2b. Dax is convinced that his finger is a magical crayon thanks to any and all coloring apps. He colors on the screen and then takes his little finger to the couch, his jeans, my face, whatever. And he is totally baffled when his "finger pen" is out of ink. So cute.

3. What is up with my dreams lately? Just ask RyGar if he's worried about what I might do in my sleep . I am sure that I am subconsciously a criminal because in my recent dreams I utilize nail guns as weapons and shovels to bury "things" that I can't even bring myself to publicly write about. What's worse is my brother is my accomplice. I'm keepin' it all in the fam - just like the mob. Watch out for me. That's all I'm sayin'.

4. On the bright side... what is up with the fabulous hair tutorials you find on Pinterest? I mean, the sock bun. Can we even put a dent in how genius that idea is and how desperately I needed it during my Nutcracker ballet days? Now I just pirouette around the house in my perfectly quaffed buns for no one but my slew of babies to impress. It still rocks.

5. What is up with my paranoia about running humidifiers in my house? I literally feel as if mold will take root and overrun my entire house because of the moisture those dang things pump out. I do it... for my babies and their snotty little noses... But I don't like it one bit.

6. What is up with Valentine's Day candy being so irresistible? Is it the color combo of pink and red? Is it the adorable shape of a heart? What the fetch? The real problem is that Easter candy is next (a little bird told me she already found Cadbury eggs at her local grocery store)... I am doomed, ya'll. Doomed.

Signing off from the chocolate heart capital of the Universe...

Happy Weekend!